Spam Attack

Since I opened the firm and launched the website, I’ve gotten tons of spam through the contact page and the comment section of the blog.  Some of this stuff is really hilarious so I thought I’d share a few of the highlights to brighten up your Monday:

  • This from “klick hier” seems a tad too philosophical for my taste: 

“Great write-up, I am normal visitor of one’s website, maintain up the excellent operate, and It’s going to be a regular visitor for a long time. “Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.” by Mark Twain.”

  • From “hosting reseller”:

 “I like this web blog its a master peace ! Glad I detected this on google”

Who doesn’t like detecting on google?  However, I’m sure RocITOut will be glad you think my page is a “master peace.”

  • My personal favorite so far, from “Clarissa Gonya”:

“You are a very intelligent person!”

“Clarissa,” thanks!  You have great taste in lawyers!

  • “Jesus” with his $0.02 on the real estate market:

“I have noticed that over the coruse of constructing a relationship with real estate managers, you’ll be able to get them to understand that, in every single real estate contract, a commission is paid.”

  • I must confess “Mustafa” that I have no idea what you’re talking about, but it sounds like a good time:

“Thanks so much for your interest in coimng Amy! Gosh, I would love to see you and meet your husband. These breakfasts are usually just for women but they are going to host an event for couples when we come to speak. Unfortunately, we had to postpone this event because Connor’s musical is the same weekend! I will put up the new date as soon as it’s scheduled. I hope you can make it!!”

  • And last but not least, “Shiroh” makes it clear – don’t mess with “Sparta!” (I think they made a movie about that once.):

“Well, I for one have know Sparta for about 20 years and if someone has a bone to pick with her they need to unadrstend that I am in her corner.”

 

I have no clue where most of this stuff comes from.  Maybe Shawn does.  But it sure is some funny stuff sometimes.

Have a great week!

– Matt

 
 

     

 

Petit Larceny charge resolved

Last Thursday night in Gates Town Court I was able to negotiate an Adjournment in Contemplation of Dismissal for a younger client.  This was made possible by my suggestion that he, and his willingness to, participate in the BBB Stop Shoplifting Program.   This is an excellent program tailored perfectly for younger clients to be able to “earn” an ACD in a case like this.  Another good creative solution for one of my clients facing a criminal conviction.

For more information regarding the Stop Shoplifting Program, contact the BBB of Upstate.

(Past results do not necessarily reflect future outcomes.)

DWAI for a Younger Client

Last week in Gates Town Court I was able to obtain a DWAI plea for a client in his early 20’s.  The original charges were the misdemeanor of DWI and speeding.  He had allegedly blown a BAC of .13 after being pulled over for travelling at 85 mph on 490.

Key to the plea was my client’s willingness to participate in a program called Alive@25.  This is a program for younger drivers meant to increase safety awareness and driving skills.  I was lucky enough to have attended a presentation by the organization responsible for this program last year.  I knew it might allow me to obtain a reduction in the charges for my client if he chose to attend.

Sometimes cases like this require creative solutions.  Please contact me if you find yourself in a similar situation.

(As always, past results do not guarantee future outcomes.)

Matthew J. Rich

Matthew J. Rich is a Rochester, New York-based attorney focusing on criminal defense, DWI cases, traffic offenses, and family law. He brings over fifteen years of experience in private practice and the Monroe County District Attorney's office to assist each and every client.

If you're looking for an attorney, chances are it's because you're facing a problem of some sort. Matthew J. Rich's goal is to help you with your problem, be your informed advocate, and ultimately get you a fair and satisfactory outcome. Matthew J. Rich is on your side.